We realize we’re growing older when aches show up in our back, and our joints begin to crackle. And please, don’t let us begin with the sounds that our knees produce every time we stoop down.

This dude totally understands the pain of having squeaky knees. He even found a hysterical connection between this feeling and none other than Marty the zebra from Madagascar. He’s confident enough not to feel embarrassed for tweeting such an iconic comment that everyone can relate to.

It’s not unusual to find that folks aren’t always sympathetic to others and their troubles. If you choose to share your complaints online, brace yourself for a slew of people who won’t let you bemoan without calling you out for perhaps being unthankful. They just can’t let you off the hook without pointing this out.

If we found ourselves dealing with a subpar croissant, we would likely be quite frustrated too. It’s unfortunate that this individual seemed busy addressing her diet restrictions, to the point that she couldn’t spare any sympathy for a poor-quality pastry. It’s a pretty typical exchange on social media like Twitter.

Using a credit card sort of feels like you’re playing with pretend money. But the moment that total pops up on the display, we’re sharply reminded of how much we’ve actually been shelling out, often way beyond our budget limits. It’s a stark reminder that our spending habits can get out of control quicker than we might think.

Okay, even though the idea of shelling out cash for something new can make us sweat a bit, it doesn’t matter. Because truth be told, if a machine ever doubted our decision to buy, we’ll always pronounce a resounding yes. You see, no matter how much tension it brings, spending money doesn’t deter us from getting what we want.

In our everyday lives, Wi-Fi plays a huge role and we might not even realize just how much we rely on it. The truth is, not all people are in a position where they can afford to keep the internet running at their home around the clock.

Gratefully, your community library is equipped with free Wi-Fi that you can utilize with a library card! A heartfelt thanks goes to the Twitter user for highlighting yet another fantastic reason why having a library card is so beneficial.

In this age of endless filters, you have the power to transform any photo into something entirely new. For instance, a charming snapshot of a cat could be altered to resemble an aquatic image of a fuzzy sea creature.

If there’s one thing that’s for sure, the internet can’t get enough of a good cat picture. If we happened to be swimming and we stumbled upon this sea kitty, we’d certainly be overjoyed at our unusual find. We genuinely appreciate this tweet being flagged for our review.

Clifford, the Big Red Dog, holds a special place in many of our early memories. He wasn’t just red in color, but he was also phenomenally large, which made him stand out. This towering size of his, coupled with his distinctive color, made him particularly unforgettable.

This Twitter user has to share just how deeply they feel close to this cartoon dog, something they never anticipated. Sometimes folks get way too caught up in the glittery world, and this individual is done with all the drama. We’re left giggling a little at the fact they’re taking this animated canine so… seriously.

These days, we’ve gotten so accustomed to rolling out of bed and diving straight into our social media accounts. What could our dear friends and followers have possibly shared during the winding down of those past eight hours that went by as we were nestled in sleep?

As you grow older, checking your emails regularly becomes part of your daily routine. It’s an unmistakable sign of maturity when you realize that not missing an important email is more critical than missing a significant post.

As the population keeps shifting to city areas, the beautiful and open countryside gets left behind. If you happen to live in a bustling city, you might just not be aware of all the lovely things you’re missing out on hidden in the rich and verdant country.

It’s highly likely that when this fellow referred to “leave cities”, he wasn’t exactly speaking of actual urban areas. Instead, he utilized this phrase in a poetic manner that paints a picture of a natural setting. It’s amusing, however, that Scott finds this self-expression hilariously funny. Though it’s an unusual way to describe nature, it adds a dash of charm to his words.

If you’ve ever had the exciting opportunity to attend a Beyonce concert, you may recall Queen B melodiously belting out the phrase “Look around everybody on mute” and then pausing, to look out on the crowd and check if it has gone silent. It’s an unforgettable challenge that she throws at the crowd, although only a handful of cities have been successful in meeting it. Still, it’s a noteworthy line from her performances that has definitely carved a niche for itself.

Picture this phrase being echoed in classrooms nationwide. Traditional phrases to hush kids are old-fashioned and worn out—this one promises to make a room of students silent swiftly.

Despite the title of the 2023 movie being The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Luigi, one of the brothers, didn’t appear as much as the other. But, this didn’t make Luigi any less loved or popular.

The truth is, his brief 15 minutes of fame might have actually boosted his popularity and charm. Mario’s been in the limelight for quite a stretch – it’s about time Luigi gets his own shot at stardom.

Sure, everyone knows the scary tales about booking accommodations on Airbnb and it ending up being a nightmare, but no one has ever come across an Airbnb that boasts a unique feature – a horse as your very own personal friend during your stay.

After someone posted a tweet about the awesome chance to spend a sleepover with a mini horse, a huge crowd of folks began to scramble over one another to secure their spot and get to know Basil. That’s a perfect example of using the influence of Twitter for a positive purpose.

Being a grown-up who can take care of themselves means tackling jobs you didn’t think you’d have to do. But the best part? You find complete joy in accomplishing these tasks.

There’s nothing quite as gratifying as running the vacuum and sucking up little bits of crumbs, hearing them being whisked away in a crackle and crunch that hits deep in our primal need for cleanliness. Sure, we might be aging, but this simple pleasure makes us realize we’re absolutely fine with it.

Just like us, you might enjoy trying your hand at various hobbies, and maybe you’ve attempted to draw. If you found it tougher than expected, it’s okay. With the appropriate tutorial, everyone can unleash their inner artist. Remember, art is not about perfection, instead it’s the creative journey that matters most.

Creating this utterly cute black cat is as simple as following four steps. Don’t allow your drawing abilities to get you down, you’re likely just not finding the appropriate guides.

In our younger years, we are often taught the saying “righty tightly, lefty loosey” as a tool to remember which direction to turn things. Think about how handy you found it as a kid, then just imagine its value now that you’re an adult. The simple phrase continues to serve us, providing a quick and easy guide when dealing with turning or twisting things around.

Whenever you’re twisting a screwdriver, turning a key, or handling anything else that requires direction, you might catch yourself quietly saying a particular phrase to yourself. It’s a way to keep your movements right on track.

Sure, we’re all about taking chances, but it’s certainly important to make sure that the person you’re trying to impress isn’t already married with kids. One guy didn’t quite pay attention to this after relocating to the neighborhood and, well, made quite a slip-up.

You got to give this chap credit for having so much courage to think this lady wasn’t attached to someone and casually turning up with a drink they could both enjoy. This is definitely a solid way to make sure that borrowing sugar from them in the future is out of the question.

It’s often challenging to handle your expectations for a night on the town. The evenings you hope will be the most exciting usually end up being more mild than you anticipated.

On the flip side, those times when you’re certain you’ll be having only a single drink, happen to be the instances that somehow slip away from you. Let’s be honest—there isn’t one of us who hasn’t experienced an evening where we ended up seeing double, just like our buddy Woody over here.

When Ryan Gosling stepped onto the screen sporting a massive fur coat with nothing on under, there’s no argument that a few of us swooned. He looked pretty good—there’s simply no denying it.

Without a doubt, lots of guys are planning on donning costumes as him for Halloween, not really getting that this was actually the most awful stage of Ken’s character throughout the entire Barbie movie. Let’s be honest: it’s not something we’re particularly excited about.

If you’ve been to a courthouse more than a couple of times, it might all start feeling pretty boring. You know, our legal system should consider adding some musical elements to spice things up a bit!

Just think about it! It really feels not quite right that athletes have the privilege to choose a special song for their introduction, and the poor folks on trial in court don’t get the same chance. This is actually a pretty awesome idea—somebody really should share this thought with those in charge of the court system so they can consider adding this feature to their upcoming court proceedings.

The kind of anger we experience when someone annoys us is pretty different from the anger we feel when our bodies don’t have enough food.

If your friend starts to act annoyed or unhappy, there’s a high chance they’re just feeling hungry. Always have some munchies on hand and pay attention to the first sign of their empty stomach. Otherwise, you might be caught off-guard by their transformation into a person you hardly recognize. Remember, not only does their mood swing on the swing of hunger, but your peace might also depend on it. So, don’t ignore those early hunger signals unless you are prepared for a less than pleasant encounter.

For some folks, the stars and planets can reveal a lot about a person’s nature and behavior. However, for others, you could discover an entirely different aspect of an individual by the video game they spend the most time playing.

You’ll not only fully understand what it means to date someone who spends a large part of their day on the computer, but you’ll also gain a clear picture of the unique type of individual they truly are.

The world wide web is bursting with unasked-for viewpoints from folks who, in honesty, don’t fully grasp the subject matter they’re discussing. The moment the flood of these standpoints originates from 14-year-old children – individuals who are merely toddlers in the big picture of existence – we really must establish boundaries.

You see, not even other children who are 14 years old are interested in what their fellow classmates have to say. What’s the method to we suggest a minimum age for sharing personal opinions?

When you go on a first date with somebody, it’s crucial to make the finest impression you can. This involves being on your top-notch behavior and keeping those slightly arguable views to yourself. All in all, the key is to project the best image of yourself, which sometimes means holding back some of your opinions.

After a couple of outings together, all rules and pretenses are disregarded. If you both agree to continue seeing each other, it’s only fair they should get to know all about you, which may include some less than desirable aspects like, say, you’d be inclined to kick a pigeon if you ever got a chance.

Choosing the perfect theme for your eatery can help make it feel warm, welcoming, and draw people in. The plan was undoubtedly created with inclusivity in mind, yet it could be argued that it didn’t quite hit the target.

Before you get someone to paint a picture of the world on your wall, make sure they really know their stuff about geography. This painting is a jumble of errors from misplaced cities to countries that are in the wrong spot, not to mention the spelling mistakes! Wow, it’s a real mess.

Though we truly wish we never find ourselves in such a scary situation, we can’t stop ourselves from thinking about what our reactions would be if we were ever forced to flee and seek refuge from a dangerous killer.

If we were to find ourselves hidden in the pantry, we’d certainly feel the need for a little nibble. Either our loud, rumbling tummies would reveal our hiding spot, or the unmistakeable noise of a chip bag being opened would. But at least in the latter case, we’d get to enjoy a tasty treat before our inevitable discovery. We feel you, Jeff.

Whether you’re a believer or not, saying “Amen” is just the perfect way to show someone you’re completely in sync with their thoughts. After all, we’ve been using this term for ages, and somehow, no other word seems to deliver the same strength. It almost feels like there isn’t another word that can capture such agreement as potently as “Amen”.

For those truly dedicated to following the latest Internet trends, the term “Poggers” is not alien. Yet, there are still those among us—those not spent their day scrolling through the web—who can’t help but scratch their heads in confusion. What exactly is happening around the clock on the Internet?

Antique stores are filled to the brim with objects that hold mysterious and captivating pasts. You will find items like old family keepsakes and vintage photographs. These are just some of the many unique pieces you can purchase to accessorize and beautify your living space.

Generally speaking, it’s not the best idea to buy paintings of unknown girls to hang in your home. You may not be a believer in ghoulish specters or unexplained occurrences, but that could change quickly if you decide to purchase this particular artwork. Wondering why? Just inquire with the last two individuals who owned it why they were so keen to return it.

When they’re little, all children love to imagine themselves as grown-ups. They enjoy playing dress up, be it like doctors or moms, imitating the way their parents behave and converse. It’s their way of attempting to understand and live the adult life that seems so fascinating to them.

This youngster really took things to the next level when they decided to try out an entirely fresh character with the server. We can’t help but laugh at how the father reacted, but even more so at how monumental this particular moment was in the life of Sam.

It’s often said that individuals are drawn to others who reflect their parents in one way or another. Despite sometimes unsettling people, this circumstance is often unavoidable. The reality of this phenomenon is something that cannot be denied or avoided, regardless of how it is perceived.

If you’re fortunate enough to have a lot in common with your significant other’s parents, there’s a chance you’ll gain an amazing friend for life. If that scenario unfolds in your relationship, our hope is you will be as blessed as this young lady.

Money serves as the engine that powers the world, and for a large number of individuals, it remains a constant source of worry. If the thought of taking a look at your bank account fills you with anxiety because you’re fearful of discovering the rate at which you’re depleting your finances, we entirely understand your predicament.

Here’s a handy trick—withdraw some of your money and start buying things using hard cash. Once you’ve taken the money from your account, any items you get using cash won’t affect your balance! So, in a way, it sort of feels like every cash purchase is pretty much for free!

Life is really too brief. If the job you’re currently in isn’t the ideal one for you, it’s crucial not to waste another moment. Hand in your resignation and start searching for work that helps you feel like you’re truly living up to your potential.

It’s pretty clear, this personal training gig just isn’t cutting it for this guy. With a dad joke as legendary as this one, perhaps he should think about changing lanes into comedy. I mean, who knows? He may find his true calling there.

Despite the countless shades available at stores for updating your house, there seems to be a limited pool of names for these colors. Sooner or later, the names begin to sound surprisingly straightforward. Now, as we take a closer look, this shade of gray appears to be quite similar to a street on a rainy day.

If you’ve ever found wet pavement dull, then maybe all it takes is a shift in your viewpoint. Try adopting the mindset of a worm and let your imagination explore endless opportunities.

Our bodies and brains are working non-stop, always ensuring that we can go about our everyday routines. There are countless working parts that demand concentration and vigilance—and all of these amazing things happen without our conscious control or awareness.

Isn’t it quite strange that our minds continue to fret about the future and the things we don’t know, making us feel unsure and anxious about existence? One might argue that our brains surely have enough on their plate as it is. Yes, it does seem rather unfortunate and unfair.

We truly believe that a dessert is never unwelcome. After all, no matter how full our bellies may be, we always manage to reserve a small spot in our tummies for a last course sweet treat, at the conclusion of every meal. This delightful little tradition of ours is sure to continue, because a meal without dessert is simply incomplete.

Sometimes, it’s okay to not say yes to dessert. With a dash of determination and a lot of self-assuredness, you can confidently decline the additional cost of dessert on your check (though we’re not sure why you’d want to.) After all, it’s easy to forego a sweet treat now and then with a bit of practice – giving your wallet and waistline a break.

For our family pets, it’s like the meals we serve up to them just don’t hit the spot. With a blend of determination and a touch of cunning, some of our furry friends have a knack for scoring a little extra chow for themselves.

This kitty might have let his imagination run a bit too wild when he somehow landed himself inside the top of his own meal dispenser. We really have no idea how he’s eventually going to escape from there, but we’re guessing that’s a riddle he’ll have to solve himself once he’s devoured enough of his surplus food.

Cultivating your own herbs right in your kitchen is an excellent decision. It doesn’t just beautify your space with some lush greenery, but also serves as a smart economical choice, helping you save a good amount of money that you would typically spend when buying herbs from a grocery store.

You better be sure to choose the correct herbs for your garden. If you don’t, you might end up making a gorgeous pesto pasta that simply misses the mark on flavor.

From the mystifying symbols of hieroglyphs to the grandeur of the pyramids, the allure of Ancient Egypt has always sparked our curiosity. This thirst for uncovering secrets had made all of us harbor dreams of embarking on an adventurous quest. Perhaps, to decrypt the mysteries concealed within some undiscovered tomb, lost within the desert’s expansive sands.

Perhaps it’s what we learn in primary school or maybe it’s the kinds of TV shows we would watch, but something about Ancient Egypt really seems to capture the imagination of young kids. As we grow into adults, this fascination only seems to grow. Films like The Mummy simply fuel this curiosity and keep us enthralled in the mystery that is Ancient Egypt.

We all have our own hidden thoughts and feelings, things we’re scared to express, secret crushes, and moments of embarrassment we’ve experienced. Having good friends around us allows room to share these private aspects about ourselves, knowing that they won’t judge us. It’s one of the greatest aspects of having close friendships.

It’s vital to choose the right person when sharing your secrets, especially since some people can’t help but spread them. Consider this girl, for instance. She’s the ideal candidate. Her not only won’t she judge your secrets, but she’ll also forget them in a jiffy.

Often, our existence feels a bit unreal. These absurd realities such as “being in debt” and “securing employment” start to come across as needless and lacking motivation over time. We start to question their importance and relevance in our seemingly surreal lives.

Imagine if, one day, we opened our eyes only to realize that it’s all been a dream, and in truth, we were simply reptiles basking on stones and feasting on insects? Ah, now, that is truly a lifestyle to desire.

When you’re just a tiny piece in the big machine that is your company, it can be challenging to feel like you truly matter. There’s a saying that goes, “act your wage,” and this individual truly embraced its message wholeheartedly.

Stepping away from the regular grind, this individual chose to display their hidden talents. Right from the comfort of their workstation, they started to craft a little work of creativity – a desk sculpture. Now if that doesn’t represent a worthwhile diversion during office hours, it’s hard to truly determine what does.

Every one of us eagerly waits for that first warm day of summer when taking a dive into the pool feels like the best way to spend our time. But this summer, perhaps we should make a collective decision to allow people to plunge into the pool when they feel like, instead of giving them an unexpected push in.

We’re really not sure why, but this gentleman seemed to feel the need to take a harmless, fun nudge into the swimming pool to a whole new level. Well, for us, we’d much prefer to keep our hands to ourselves than to be the culprits behind spoiling the joys of the summer season.

Having an up-to-date resume is always a wise plan. It allows you to make minor adjustments according to the type of company you’re looking to join. However, if a job application demands a cover letter in addition to a resume, they may be asking for a bit too much from their potential applicants.

We’ve already shared with you our qualifications and past experiences. Now, you’re asking us to write even more to explain why we’d be valuable to your company? Honestly, who has the time for that?

Our language is like a living, breathing thing – always changing, always growing. Year by year, we see new words taking birth and making their way into our dictionaries. The internet, being a colossal hub of users and ideas, is also adding to our vocabulary with fresh slang popping up relentlessly each day. We, as language users, are always playing catch-up.

If ordinary people were given the chance to rename dinosaurs, the scientific names we currently use for these extinct giants would probably be quite different. I think we can all agree that the lively, modern name of Heckin Chonkosaurus carries more charm than the old-fashioned Brachiosaurus.

Mickey Mouse is not only a well-known character, but also a positive influence and part of many people’s lives. Being the mascot of Disney, you can see him practically everywhere you go. Mickey Mouse’s presence is significant and widely recognized, contributing to the enjoyment of countless individuals.

Yet, this individual who uses Twitter is among the rare ones who have a hiccup with the mouse and is stubborn to use nothing except his official name. Ah, Michael Mouse, why have you become a thorn in poor Kevin Mullet’s side?

Should your relationship reach a certain level, you may think the next natural step is to get a pet together. However, make sure to think it through because if the relationship ends, you’ll need to work out what happens with the dog.

This pair sure did find a deal that works for them. The lady gets to hold on to the little puppy, while the man, he gets a spot right in the center of her living room – just like a Christmas tree!

It’s indeed commendable how the educational system enables kids to delve into a diverse array of hobbies they might want to pursue. Providing them the privilege to take musical instruments back home aids them to sharpen their budding musical talents, even if they’re just starting to discover their interest in music. This way, they can practice and enhance their skills endlessly.

Parents usually feel excited for their children in these circumstances, or at least, that’s the thought they need to hold on to while resisting the urge to block their ears.

Going through security at the airport is always a bit of a hassle. You’re required to take off your shoes, remove your belt, and even unpack your laptop. It’s all those things that are just not easy or quick to get back on or put away after passing through.

Afterwards, you’re stuck with four containers filled with stuff that you need to fit back into your bag. The airport in Milwaukee understands. They’re not altering their security to make it more trouble-free, but they’re aware of the issue.

When the streets are packed with cars, and it’s a full hour’s drive to reach your house, it’s quite usual to let your thoughts drift. If you’re looking for a fun way to stay busy during those stretches of time, you could invent imaginative tales about the people zipping along in the cars around you.

Lend us a hand by giving a bit more story to the bruises and scrapes on your vehicle. This could be transformed into a brilliant business concept by someone.

The whole idea behind Subway is that it allows you to create your ideal sandwich. By offering a variety of breads and a plethora of toppings, you’re given the power to select exactly what you desire—of course, within their menu options. This notion of having your sandwich, your way, is exactly what makes Subway unique.

Taking a youngster to Subway can be quite a risky affair, particularly if their appetite is more ambitious than their tummy can handle. Even the staff member working at Subway was at a loss over how to handle this youngster’s sandwich request. We’re incredibly curious to find out what he decided to add to his sub.

During that initial stage of puberty, we were just awkward young teens who didn’t have a clue about the tidal wave that was about to crash over us. Now, if you’re in your early twenties, you’re likely eagerly waiting for that follow-up act, the second wave of puberty, to arrive.

You don’t really get to be an adult until you’re 25. Along with a quarter-life crisis, a second round of becoming even better would be just what the doctor ordered. We’d love to be in line for that.

Fathers are known for their sense of humor, which is usually so bad that you can’t help but roll your eyes while laughing at the same time. These text messages are proof that anything can happen when the person in charge of texts is your father. You might end up laughing, crying, cringing, or just plain old smiling, but you’ll never walk away bored. Here are some of the best dad texts that people have uploaded to share with the world!

Most parents wouldn’t love their children talking back to their teachers, but sometimes the responses are so amazing that they’re forced to salute their kids for their wit.

This dad was obviously quite proud of his child for this witty reply, even ensuring that his child knew that there wouldn’t be a punishment. We wouldn’t even be surprised if the only topic at the dinner table that night was this very incident!

Most people have a love/hate relationship with insects, but they learn to deal with them as they grow up. However, as soon as they step back into their parents’ house, all they want is for their dads to protect them.

This one’s bath time might have been interrupted by a moth, but the person to have the last laugh was their dad. After all, this moth might go away, but this dad’s sense of humor never will!

Parents are forever trying to keep up with the new slang that kids come up with. This dad was hit with a question far out of his league, but he proved that he’s the ultimate dad for a reason.

Move over, LMAO, and LOL, it’s the season for some new slang to make its way into the new age lingo! This dad not only won the Cool Dad award but also schooled his child. Now we know this kid will never question their dad again.

This child decided that typing S is too mainstream and has gone with $ to add some spice to his texts. His father has seen his hand and raised the stakes, turning his text messages into art.

His use of capitalization in his texts may just be a way of being fun, or he could be trying to send a message by capitalizing ‘NO.’ Since the child hasn’t really asked for anything, maybe he’s getting some NOs in the bank for future use.

If you have siblings, your childhood was probably mostly a competition of who’s the favorite. Maybe your dad likes somebody he loves going on hikes with, or maybe there’s one kid your mom loves to dish with; there may be some sort of favoritism there.

This dad, however, has decided that playing favorites isn’t his cup of tea and decided to dislike all his kids equally. From the way the child is handling this interaction, we can safely assume that it’s a middle child. Therefore, the expectations are already super low!

This child might be every parent’s dream teen but, for this dad, he turned out to be just a big old buzzkill. When his father asked him about all the things he’d indulge in at the party, the child replied with a resounding ‘no’ to everything.

For the dad’s inner wild teen – who probably raised the roof at multiple parties – this was just unacceptable. This is an example of a great balanced relationship; sometimes you gotta stop your kids from doing things, but sometimes you gotta give them a push instead.

This dad has decided that just a small joke here and there isn’t doing it for him, so he’s hiked up his levels and truly gone for the kill.

The child was already rolling his eyes with the gas prices comment, but the one about his mother truly sent him over the edge. The dad, though, might just be rejoicing at home with the reply. If the son is ready to move out with this joke, he might be getting a lot more of these in the future.

Getting the perfect present can be a little tricky, so this dad decided to take the direct route and ask his son outright what he wants. The response? Something that his parents can’t possibly buy!

However, because this dad can’t help himself, he proposes a dragon might be a much more realistic and better option. This son at least knows that anything less than a dragon is an acceptable option, so maybe he can ask for a crazy expensive gadget, and he might just get it!

This child got to know the biggest secret of the paternal universe – sometimes, your parents dislike you as much as you dislike them. It’s not easy being a parent, and children truly know how to test their parents’ patience.

This dad wasn’t even upset about texting his child; in fact, he seemed quite proud of it. The two siblings are probably going to be having a long discussion about their own behavior after this message mix-up.

This teen pulled all the stops to ensure that they could throw a party at their house. They ensured that they had an empty house, so they texted their dad to ask for his permission. And in case he said no, they even programmed ‘No’ to a ‘Yes’ in his phone.

However, for this dad, a simple ‘no’ wouldn’t cut it! This is probably one of the worst ways your parents could give you permission – a ‘yes’ with a side of diss.

This father is the perfect combination of being a nerd and being cool. He knew what he was doing when he named his son Luke, and now he can play into his love of Star Wars throughout his life.

The son might be frustrated, but Darth Vader isn’t ready to let up. Especially if he’s using his hacking skills just to push an agenda. We know this is one joke that Luke will have to bear for his whole life!

This dad might not have gotten the memo about how you should always factory reset a phone before passing it on to the next person – especially if they have some NSFW content.

Imagine being this child and coming across photos you’d rather never see on your dad’s old phone. Dinner is probably going to be an awkward affair at that house, but for whom it’ll be most awkward is a question that’s yet to be answered.

No matter how old your kids get, you always feel better knowing where they are just so you’re assured about their safety. However, this young one seems quite over it and is ready to cook up stories for their dad.

Thankfully, the dad knows there’s no truth to the tale and is ready to take the joke in stride. At least the child is replying promptly, so the father knows they’re safe and alive – wherever they are.

We know that dads have this reputation for being the ones who are always making jokes, but sometimes even moms know how to get a little weird with their sense of humor.

This mom’s idea of havoc was quite drastic but, thankfully, the dad got the phone back quickly. We must say it was a great attempt from this mom, but maybe she should hold on tighter to the phone next time, in order to let the whole thing play out.

We all know that mom is the best when it comes to shopping. Sometimes, you don’t even have to say anything for her to know what you need. Dads, however, do try but don’t quite do it with the same efficiency.

For this boy, his father’s shopping attempts started off quite well but weren’t heading in the best direction for long. We’re pretty sure this kid now knows that the only way to get through to his dad is to be clear and concise in his instructions.

Who doesn’t love a good pun? Turns out, the answer is Dylan! He might not hate these little jokes, but it’s obvious he isn’t a huge fan anymore.

However, he knows that when he’s talking to his dad, he should be prepared for anything. Even though he’s actively trying to avoid it, his father has already locked and loaded his pun. Well, at least these conversations are never boring!

This one knows the trick to deliver bad news in the best way – just hide it under a layer of even worse news and, boom, your bad news won’t sound so bad.

In this case, we’re pretty sure the son is going to hear some pretty intense words from his father – not only about his grades but also about protection.

Dads have had a pretty standard reputation over the course of years for jokes that are simultaneously the best and the worst you’ll ever hear. This dad didn’t disappoint with his humor.

Sure, maybe this child didn’t appreciate the humor, but we think that the joke was a perfect one. It was funny, it was creative, and it even had a secondary punch line! What more do you need?!

This child probably had their worst nightmare come true when their phone autocorrected the word kayak into something just a little more graphic. Yes, they did want to wish their dad a happy Father’s Day, but it definitely wasn’t planned with a side of scandal.

Thankfully, this dad’s sense of humor was good enough to play along with the joke. Not only that, he only further traumatized the poor kid! Let’s hope this child recovers from this ordeal soon.

Parents love their kids, but they love to roast them even more. After all, it’s their right as a parent to poke some fun at the same offspring who they dedicate so much of their life to.

This dad couldn’t bear to let this opportunity pass and made full use of it to crack a joke at his son’s expense. This exchange reads more like it was between siblings than parents, so it’s safe to say that the father has cultivated quite a good relationship with his son.

This dad didn’t know the right way to use automated replies, even though he seemed to love doing so. When his kid called him, he repeatedly replied that he was in a meeting, so he couldn’t pick up. The funny part? He wasn’t even in one to begin with!

Hopefully, the child will come home and teach the dad the correct way to use automated replies. Otherwise, it’ll be a continuous game of guessing what the dad is up to.

This dad knows what he loves the most, and the answer isn’t mom or his daughter – it’s donuts! When the daughter texted repeatedly, announcing family tragedies to get his attention, she was met with silence. But with one word about donuts, his ears and stomach were right there with a reply!

The only catch now is that donuts must be in the house when he comes back home, or there will truly be one tragedy that will come true – a hungry and disappointed dad.

This is another instance of a dad joke that the child is probably tired of. He probably heard it somewhere and decided to try it out on his child, and we have to say it’s pretty funny.

Sadly, this Harry Potter joke is not the newest one to hit the market, but it’s still quite good. Hopefully, he’ll be a little more original and funnier next time, and he’ll be able to redeem himself.

It can be hard for parents to keep up with all the new lingo that their kids indulge in. Sometimes they’re acronyms, sometimes, they’re signs. This dad seems to be on the top of his game, though, and Ashley is going to pay the price for this.

It was a sad day for Dan and Ashley when this dad decided to become well-versed in internet slang. At least he’s funny about it – although Ashley probably doesn’t think so.

For most people, autocorrect can lead to a simple mistake. But for this daughter, it led to her coming out of the closet – or not.

Thankfully, her dad sounded quite enthusiastic about this blunder. So, if it ever plays into her plans down the road and she really needs to come out, she knows her family will be happy for her, and her girlfriend will always be welcome at all the meals.

This daughter had a typo that could’ve probably resulted in her getting grounded for life. However, it turns out that her dad’s idea of a fun time is something else.

When she misspelled the word ‘week,’ her dad was all for it. It definitely turned out to be a great bonding moment for the dad-daughter duo, as they’re now in cohorts. Now, all that’s left to do is keep the conversation from the mom, who definitely wouldn’t be happy with her husband’s handling of the situation.

We all have those words that we love to use over and over until we annoy everybody else. This dad loved writing ‘OMG,’ and we can see that his kid is truly frustrated beyond measure.

Thankfully, there’s one tool in every child’s toolbox that can always make dads fall in line, and it’s undoubtedly the mom card. At least he got to use OMG one last time, and in the correct context, too!

This dad is either great at covering up his tracks or he just doesn’t care that he gave his son high hopes just to dash them down.

Parents might not be up to date on the latest tech, but they know their kids are. Sadly for this son, his sister is the one who will be reaping the benefits of his knowledge. Either that or the dad is a secret mastermind at getting the information he needs without showing all his cards.

This dad joke will either enter the Hall of Fame of jokes or it will go down as the worst joke ever! Depending on the sense of humor, it can come off as pretty funny or just downright gross.

This dad obviously doesn’t care about being decent when it comes to his jokes. At least it’s an original, so he gets some points there. We can’t be sure that the kid is going to be texting their dad again anytime soon, though.

Everybody loves emojis – they add some spice and sweetness to normal texts. But every emoji has a place, which is a memo this dad hasn’t gotten yet.

He loves his horse emoji so much that he’s ready to use it with every sentence. Whether he’s telling his child that he loves him or just letting him know his trips might not be confirmed, he knows that his horse does all the talking. We know which emoji his child is removing from his phone!

Nothing hits the spot like a post-midnight meal when you don’t have to actually eat something, but you do it anyway. This dad loves his midnight snacks – even if he likes to disguise them as dinner.

At least the child and dad will now have a great meal in the kitchen, even though it’s 1:15 a.m. And if anybody was still unsure about what was on the menu, it was a lightly fried fish fillet.

Somebody call the writers of the Oxford Dictionary right now because this dad has just solved the crisis of what to call selfies with pets! The answer, of course, is ‘pelfie!’

Since all of us love posting photos with pets, this is a word that could truly take off in the mainstream internet world. The world should thank this man for this word. So, the next time you’re hanging out with your dog, don’t forget to take a ‘pelfie’ for Instagram!

Some things are best kept to yourself and shouldn’t reach the ears of your children. But this dad, of course, doesn’t believe in this concept and seems to be quite free with his information – even when it comes to his child.

The son himself might not be on board with this idea and would probably appreciate some boundaries between them. However, when he expressed his displeasure to his father, the dad only ended up roasting him some more.

This child’s entire concentration when he decided to attend a Thanksgiving dinner at his parents’ house was on the turkey, but the dad wasn’t having any of it.

Not only did he evade the question, but he also managed to make a great dad joke in the meantime. This just goes to show that you shouldn’t mess with your dad and that going home for the holidays should happen regardless of how the turkey smells.

Having multiple kids can be a blessing, as you always have a full house. But it can also be hard to keep track of where everybody is, especially during their school years. This dad was on pickup duty for one kid, but accidentally ended up texting the other one!

At least he only texted the wrong one accidentally and didn’t reach their school for pick-up service. If he had, it would’ve been a race against time to get to his original destination.

We’ve all texted the wrong numbers at one time or another, but hardly any of us have been as embarrassed as this family is going to be at dinner.

This dad’s anniversary wishes probably won’t come true as his wife is going to be red in the face when she learns what happened. His cover-up attempt was also one of the worst we’ve ever seen, so kudos to him for botching it up all around.

This dad knew the code to crack teenagers – pretend to be a cool dad and then bust their chops when they tell you all their secrets. But why was it so easy for him to get his son to believe him so quickly?

If we were ever in his place, we’d know that this could only be a trap. At least he’s learned his lesson and knows that, in the future, he shouldn’t trust a text from his dad that seems too good to be true.

There are two types of kids that parents end up dealing with – one who parties too much and one who studies too much. Usually, they’re so busy keeping the first one in line that they forget that the second one needs to take a break.

Thankfully, this dad knows that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, and he’s pushing his child out of his comfort zone. His reasoning might not be the best, but at least his intentions are good.

Nobody can motivate you like your parents, even if that motivation comes in the most roundabout way you can imagine. This kid was quite nervous about his upcoming speech, and his dad knew just the way to motivate him.

Now, at least, he knows that there’s always laughter to be found – even in the most tense situations, and he can maybe go on stage with a lighter heart.

We’ve already established that emojis are sweet, spicy, and everything nice. Well, this dad knows just how to use them to express his love for his child.

We love a man who tells his kids he loves them, but we adore it even more when he does it with a twist. Can we just say this is one of the cutest messages we’ve ever seen, and it’s one this child is definitely going to cherish forever?

This dad might not be on social media too much, or just not on Casey’s social media, because he either missed the memo that Casey’s pregnant or doesn’t know how gender reveals work.

Either way, it’s definitely a joke that’s going to be the highlight of Casey’s gender reveal party. At least now this dad knows the rage that gender reveal parties are, so he definitely won’t be making the same mistake again.

Money might not grow on trees, but this dad’s watch definitely does! After all, Apple basically writes all the fruit jokes by itself, but hardly anyone would cash in on them as this dad does.

You don’t always need to spend the big bucks to stay trendy and keep up with technology. Sometimes, all you need is some wit, a sense of humor, and, of course, an apple. We know what this son won’t be asking for on his next birthday – anything from Apple!

This dad is definitely frustrated with his child, who seems to have made it a habit to be late all the time. That’s why this no-patience dad has told his kid to just run a little faster.

It might be a little too on the nose, but we love a person whose general tone of conversation is humor. Dads have many sides; some are serious, some are strict, some are just simply adorable, and others are downright hilarious. Regardless, they all hold a very dear place in their kids’ hearts.

When anybody in the family goes to the store, it’s common courtesy to ask if anybody wants anything. However, this son’s request was met with a burn so sick that he probably wouldn’t be asking his dad for anything anytime soon.

The only way to save face at this point is for him to send his father a photo of his date tonight with an actual girl. But we doubt the dad will ever stop delivering the zingers he seems to be so good at.

This dad definitely decided to make his special night even more special by being forthright and direct with his son and banning him from the house for the night. His son definitely didn’t ask for this information but was bombarded with it anyway.

He was so sure his dad couldn’t be saying this for real that he even gave him an out, but the dad had his mind set and was pretty adamant that the last person to come in between him and his wife would be their offspring.